An Athiest Professor Challenges God

by bentleyboutique ~ August 21st, 2009. Filed under: Funny.

I couldn’t resist “reblogging” this article that was posted by Kat from Heart 2 Heart. It  just made my day:)

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “GOD if you are real then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 min.”

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am GOD, I’m still waiting.”

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, “What in the world is the matter with you?” “Why did you do that?”

The Marine calmly replied, “GOD was too busy today protecting America ’s soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.”

The classroom erupted in cheers!

UNSC Marines
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4 Responses to “An Athiest Professor Challenges God”

  1. Elle Bee says:
    August 24, 2009 at 1:38 am

    Hahha! That was great! Thanks for reposting it. I could read that a thousand times and never get tired of it. :o )
    Elle

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  2. Elise says:
    August 23, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    Hello, I’m leaving you a comment because you have the most lovely blog. Fantastic writing and I love your pics as well. Best wishes !

    Reply
  3. Jamie says:
    August 23, 2009 at 1:37 am

    Hahaha, what a great little story…thanks for sharing! And thanks for stopping by my blog SITSta. You know I can’t resist a craft blog ;-)

    Jamie :)

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  4. Kat says:
    August 21, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    Judi,

    This is so good I hope it gets around the entire blogging community.

    Love and Hugs ~ Kat

    Reply

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